Score: 2

"Pretty Stupid"

submission: Stick Gangs

date: April 3, 2003

With most ghetto parodies it's funny because most of it is just social satire. This on the other hand, was just corny and retarded. It looks like you just watched a bunch of gang movies on cinemax and thought you could do the voices well enough to do a flash. Try to be more creative and make funny flash about stuff you actually know about instead of stuff like this.

Score: 10

"Funniest Shit Ever!!!"

submission: ghetto ghilligan's island

date: April 2, 2003

This was really good, but I didn't like that big white lip stuff at all. That was kinda cold, but still, this flash was a massive shitload of good ol' sterotyped fun. I'm eagerly awaiting the next installment.

Score: 0

"THAT SHIT WAS SOOOOOOOOO TITE NIGGA!!!!!"

submission: U Know U Ghetto

date: April 2, 2003

April Fools Mutha Fucka

Score: 10

"Very Cool"

submission: all yor base r blong 2 us

date: April 1, 2003

This movie had alot of style and my god it must have took all day to write "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!" I would have liked it alot better if you mixed real singing sysnthesized voice, when people use the text reader it never sounds good no matter howhard somebody tries.

Score: 10

"That Was Hilarious"

submission: Retard Cola!

date: March 31, 2003

Goob job, and man what was the fucking deal with that dude sitting in the chair?

Score: 10

"This Movie Is Great"

submission: Balthor's Tales From Hell

date: March 31, 2003

This was a great job and by all means please make some more.

At first I used to laugh at all the crude reviews, but now when I see great movies like this and the crude reviews still don't disappear I now see this website has a disease that affects many cool sites. It called "Dumbass_Junior_High Kids_Need_To_Fuck_Off" Syndrome. It's an awful disease, these nasty children beings tell their grubby little buddies at school about this site and then more little felchers keep coming and the awful disease spreads. If they see a movie that isn't filled with four letter words they get confused and think the movie is silly and boring. Please help scientist cure Newgrounds of this disease. www.12and14yearoldseatshit.com /why_can't couples_use_condoms_to_spare_t he_world_from_these nasty_little_accidents.html

Score: 10

"Great work"

submission: Destination Egg!

date: March 31, 2003

Faggots are nasty.

Score: 10

"Hilarious"

submission: Buttplug

date: March 31, 2003

That was really good, I wish I could see more stuff like this here. This kind of good stuff is the result of actually trying instead of uploading some cheap blam bait in a vain attempt to contribute.

Score: 6

"This Is No Ass N' Titties"

submission: Yo Relatives

date: March 28, 2003

The animation was a poor step down from the last and this didn't match the song much either. The song is about Assault putting ghetto people in check that fuck with him, but you have suburban white people. Race doesn't matter at all, but with hip hop you have to have the right settings regardless.

Score: 10

"That Was SOOOOO Tite!"

submission: Ass N Titties

date: March 26, 2003

I have seen so much shitty flash lately, it seems like now I'm running into really good stuff. You are pretty talented and if you work on your rhyming skills a little more I think you could be the Weird Al' Yankovic of hip hop. Very, very good work, ignore those dumb asshole that gave you 3's and and 2's they are too gay understand something so cool.

Btw, that chic with the nut on her mouth was hot, I'd still fuck her dirty ass.