Score: 0

"That was awful"

submission: Frosty the Pervert

date: March 26, 2003

Normally, I consider myself a softy when it comes to reviewing these flash animations. This was awful and I can't hold my tongue at all. It was sick and dull and wasn't funny at all. You know what else? Everything I am saying is only about the song, I'm not even mentioning the actual flash!

Score: 10

"Excellent Never Seen A Better Parody"

submission: Die Spammer

date: March 25, 2003

It was so hialrious how you created your own feudal japan style approach to spam. It was hilarious when the guy got spammed because that reall is how I feel. Just another jerk on their list, but boy did these guys learn their lesson. I don't think you should make more though, you can't outdo a masterpiece.

Score: 9

"Really Good"

submission: Baby Got Back

date: March 25, 2003

At first I thought this flash was gonna sucks after I saw all the comments, but then I started to watch and one thing made this flash great. That weird whigga with the gold chains sliding down all the booties was hilarious. I don't know why it made me laugh so much, your art need alot more work, but lucky for you I go by content, not the look.

Btw, this is why I had to deduct 1 point, you misinterpreted the great Sir-Mix-Alot's song. He wasn't singing about big fat nasty bitches, he meant nice looking girls with thick asses.

Score: 10

"Really Sick Dude"

submission: Spank the bitch!

date: March 25, 2003

I gave you a 10 because you are very talented and you have skills, but that shit was a sick waste of your talent. Why can't you make it sexy with just normal chicks that like their ass and tits spanked mildly hard? I heard wacky things in my life, but never have I heard of any woman to like to be spanked till her vagina bleeds.

Seriously, do you really want to hurt a woman like that or what?

Score: 9

"Really Good"

submission: What u need is some crack

date: March 21, 2003

It was funny as hell but you can put in a little more effort.

Score: 10

"You Bad Ass Little White Kid"

submission: Walk Through Stick Ghetto

date: March 21, 2003

You are a silly little jerk making fun of a culture you know nothing about, but still this flash is one of the most creative and funny things I have seen in a very long time. Keep up the great work kid and in another 10 years you'll be on NBC stereotyping blacks and mexicans in no time. :)

Score: 7

"Really Good"

submission: Orlando the Mexican

date: March 21, 2003

You should have made the entire film like how the club part was at the end. The beginning was so repetitive and I was almost about to turn it off, but now I'm glad I did watch the whole movie.

Score: 0

"Just Plain Sad"

submission: Mexican adventure

date: March 21, 2003

That was fucking stupid! I just turned it off after like 12 seconds, it didn't even make sense. Stick to whatever the fuck it is you do, because flash is definitely not for you.

Score: 2

"Look In The Mirror Nigga"

submission: Tales For The Noob

date: March 16, 2003

It wouldn't have been as bad but then you go on dissing people flash animations and then you go on to make some horrible stick figure shit? What the fuck did you tell that old dumbass story for? Go shove a ginger bread man up your ass bitch!